Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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