on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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