In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
