it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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