You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
