She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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