So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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