Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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