Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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