Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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