Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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