its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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