question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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