My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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