omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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