Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He is an equal opportunity slut.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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