i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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