Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hippo gnu deer
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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