So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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