Yo dont text me then not text me
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I want you more than these girls want KFC
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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