You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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