We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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