I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
