About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
