You're a womanizer and a bitch.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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