he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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