It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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