Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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