Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I think people are normalizing furries
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