i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I forgot wine drunk hurts
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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