Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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