I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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