Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
