you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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