remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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