worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
as a side note pls kill me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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