Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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