alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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