Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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