I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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