I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I see more hoeing in ur future
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