I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
