its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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