"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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