watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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