Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Randomize
