I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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