I'm going to jail i love you
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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