no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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