So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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