I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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