I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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