He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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